"CHOPSUEY & COCKTAILS" ( My kind of news)

     Congratulations to our very own, Ms. Philippines SHAMSEY SUPSUP, for placing 3rd runner-up in the just concluded Miss UNIVERSE Beauty Pageant held in Sao Paolo, Brazil. Miss SUPSUP who hails from Gen Santos City regaled the pageant's judges with her flawless beauty and brain to land in the top 5 finalists. Shamsey was a magna cum laude graduate from UP and a board topnotcher in architecture. I'm sure a lot of Adam's sons have fallen in love with her by now, me included. But frankly, I'm quite uncomfortable in pronouncing her last name. SUP.....never mind!
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      Party List representatives Teddy Casino and Liza Masa filed plunder charges yesterday against Pampanga representative GMA and her husband on their alleged involvement in the ZTE-NBN corruption issue. Congressman Casino and Madam Liza Masa pwede ba tama na ang pagsawsaw nyo sa issue na yan. Magisip naman kayo ng bagong gimmick para sumikat. Or better yet, just concentrate on your lawmaking function which is why you are voted by the electorate.
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      P-Noy to have one on one session with Obama when he visits the US. Have they agreed on a common subject to discuss? P-Noy is a gunslinger while Obama is a dribbler.
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      "PNP Chief urged to make jueteng campaign his legacy". Ho-hum! At this time, this issue should not be news anymore.
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      When I have my haircut I usually heard a lot of ridiculous stories from my favorite barber, his co-barbers and the usual hangers-on in the barber shop. From politics, to sports, to entertainment and almost every topic which are the latest menu for the week. They are nothing more than tabloid news which one can get from radio and tv news and commentaries. Most of them are all rubbish that's why I altogether ceased to listen to radio and tv news anymore. Their news recipe includes heresy, sensationalism and a lot of commercialism.
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      Again on PNP, new chief PNP Bartolome said "he will rev up the PNP's physical fitness program to help police officers with "beer belly" to slim down". It has been said and promised before general, just do it! The people are already fed up with those pronouncements whenever there is a newly installed PNP chief.
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